Secret Window

It wriggles and contorts as it drags its way to an ending, but the film hasn't got a clue about being a mystery.

Providing no hints doesn't count as misdirection, and it doesn't make a story surprising. It just gives the audience longer to start making up their own explanations in an attempt to make the film interesting.

The critic didn't enjoy her outside food, so be warned: this review might be cranky.

Full review on the way.