We could have our own SPQR Blues election on November 4th: Titus vs. Domitian. With surprise candidate That Guy Who Turned Up Claiming He's Nero* running on the Libertarian Party ticket, and Pliny the Elder reperesenting the Green Party.
(I'm afraid can't say the word "Libertarian Party" anymore without getting an image in my mind of Stephen Colbert discussing Bob Barr....)
*This really happened, I think during Titus' rule. The guy turning up, not him running as a Libertarian.
I was so traumatised by the scene with the old king eating a mushroom and turning a funny colour and shrivelling up, that I never did have a chance to celebrate Babar's ascension to the crown properly. But now I think Babar represents the change we need. Isn't it time to put a an actual elephant in the White House?
I need to have that on a pin. Or a t-shirt. Or maybe on a yard sign. Yep, I'm thinking yard sign. In my office (which I suppose would make it a carpet sign, but still).
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*This really happened, I think during Titus' rule. The guy turning up, not him running as a Libertarian.
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Well, maybe in 2012...
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