Yes, I'd last much longer at a crummy job if there were a Steve bouncing in for head-skritching every now and then, and for doggie-walking breaks. Even a cat who occasionally draped itself across the invoices would be welcome.

Now I have some major incentive for finishing the portfolio. Because my secret goal is to make all my friends Jeannie out their hair. I'd even let you be evil twin Jeannie if you want. She always had those groovy earrings.

P.S. - It's hard to draw a tiny skeletal moa.