[identity profile] cyanocorax.livejournal.com 2006-01-13 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
If "Deep Tissue Apricot Smoothie Pilates Wrap" came through my email, it would be flagged as spam for sure.

[identity profile] meritahut.livejournal.com 2006-01-14 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
So I know what my next e-mail to you will be titled. It will be offering you fantastic stock options and narcotics from Canada, if only you will provide your bank account and social security numbers to the widow of a Nigerian dictator. We have an entire steamer trunk of $50 bills and gold bullion waiting for you.