You are a Hermes! The god of messengers, travelers, athletics, thieves and tomfoolery. Nimble and speedy, you zip from one situation to another, crafting your witty retorts. You're never dull at a party and can skillfully alleviate yourself from any awkward situation. Hermes was always on the go, never late, and never had a problem prioritizing. He didn't give people enough time to kill the messenger, and neither do you, you little vagabond.

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