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SPQR Blues ([personal profile] spqrblues) wrote2007-10-13 02:05 pm

I blame the tools

A minor rant on packaging of supplies for comics artists, with boobs.

ProfessionalThis is the old packaging for the illustration board I usually use to draw the comic.

Simple, professional, and you don't have to feel goofy when you buy it, because you are totally a serious artist, and stuff.


ProAnd this is the boobified new packaging.

While I understand the marketing reasoning for going with the gigantic eyes and the water-balloon boobs, I'd never pick this up in a comic store, an art-supplies store, or from a convention table. But, of course, I'm not the demographic they're marketing to.

It's not a cheap product (though it looks cheap, now—ooh, see how I used the two connotations of the word—burn). I'd think if you need the more expensive stuff (it holds up pretty well to eraser abuse), you wouldn't need boobages to attract you to the product, you'd simply buy what you need. But maybe they'd like to get artists who don't consider themselves professional level to upgrade to the heavier stuff; one-ply Bristol Board being a gateway drug, and all. In fact, I don't know why they don't just indicate the ply of the paper by the size of the cup.

Good thing there's mail order. I guess.

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[identity profile] meritahut.livejournal.com 2007-10-14 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
When people say it out loud, you know it's spelled XTREME! in their heads. You'll hear people exclaim about how, for example, covers on history titles have to be more XTREME! because that's what boyz want. The dual argument is that boyz don't read, so comics have to be designed for boyz; and that comics should be designed for boyz because only boyz read comics. I've never been certain whether the honest, deep-down belief is that girls will buy and read these books because that's all there is on offer and girls will learn to accommodate; or whether there is no interest in girl readers at all. I wouldn't think anyone who wants a bigger share of the profit pie would be content to say, "Oh, the girls will just go read catboy manga."

It probably just comes down to the fact that it's dead easy to get someone stirred up with an image of violence or sex or the two in tandem. You'll get more box office for the gladiator bouts and the executions than for the new production of Sophocles or Euripides with genuine flying deus ex machina. And this is why we remember the names of the gladiators. Oh, wait, we don't. But then, who cares, when you need a quick box office boost to keep quarterly profits up. I dunno, I've worked at places that sold tens or hundreds of thousands of copies of books that didn't have a single wacky-pose woman in them. But that does take more effort than inflating a pair of boobies and parking an enraged muscle-man with big knives behind them (in case you can't tell from the scan above, that's what's going on behind the woman.)

I think what our nation's school libraries need is a book cover showing Lewis & Clark screaming war cries as they battle a giant bear that's threatening a scantily clad and cowering wasp-waisted Sacagawea. These books I have on drawing will have exactly the right poses.

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(Anonymous) 2007-10-14 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
What, there was an enraged muscle-man behind the Babe with the Hypertrophied Boobs? I didn't notice... musta been distracted by the over-endowed, big-eyed babe. Sorry, just kidding. I'm officially over the hill and never-never-never allow myself to be distracted by big-eyed babes, whatever the boob-size.
Then again, a scantily-clad, wasp waisted Sacajawea, with milk-distended boobs (like the cover-girl on Heinlein's "Friday" (not to initiate another rant) would definitely have some adolescent appeal. I, on the other hand, would pass such a cover by with a sneer... after taking a good, long look so that I might despise the obvious pandering to an appropriate degree.
DRW, stalwartly un-amused by sexist pandering... after all, I could imagine a much more appealing babe, with substantially smaller boobs and her own sword.

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[identity profile] meritahut.livejournal.com 2007-10-15 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
A sword is the perfect accessory for all occasions. I'd think the babe on the packaging might have some disadvantages as a swordswoman, though, what with the two obvious targets. Maybe they'd make for good distraction, like a cloak in one's off hand or a rubber chicken or something.

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(Anonymous) 2007-10-15 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
My sweetie once had a fencing student with huge boobs like that. She had a lot of trouble making parry four, all that real estate got in the way. DRW.