Will you accept a match with: [ ] two heads [ ] three arms [ ] scales [ ] tenacles for (locomotion only) [ ] non-oxygen-based respiration [ ] transdimensional protuberances
Not to mention the whole cold-blooded/warm-blooded issue ("Ladies! Select a cold-blooded dating candidate and never argue over turning up the thermostat!").
Of course, the site's dirty little secret might be that transgendered, asexual, and hermaphrodite aliens need not apply. Or, it's the secret dating service for followers of Cthulhu. One or the other, we'll see.
Oh my, the URL etharmony is taken, fancy that. It is a site that promises: "ET harmony is where tow becomes one and Excel together in harmony . It is a premium online dating site with the power of match making engine" (sic, spelling, caps, grammar, spacing and all)
This will not stop me from foraging onward tow Excel in quiz making!
You all are simply hysterical. I bow down before your greatness. And will send any appropriate dates your way (not that I am likely to run into any myself, but you know Risleyites have something of a track record at this tech-assisted matchfinding stuff).
What about http://www.lovehappens.com/ We can all sign up as helpers and write clever and amusing stories about you that will, if nothing else, illustrate your (perhaps questionable?)taste in friends.
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Will you accept a match with:
[ ] two heads
[ ] three arms
[ ] scales
[ ] tenacles for (locomotion only)
[ ] non-oxygen-based respiration
[ ] transdimensional protuberances
Not to mention the whole cold-blooded/warm-blooded issue ("Ladies! Select a cold-blooded dating candidate and never argue over turning up the thermostat!").
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How important is it that your match doesn't consider you prey?
[ ] very important
[ ] somewhat
[ ] not sure
[ ] doesn't matter, I can run fast
And then when you finally find someone... you scroll down to read this...
Turn ons:
Wings
Feathers
more than two eyes
shape-shifting
Turn offs:
Long hair
Cartoonists
;)
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This is just crying out to be made into a quiz page. Maybe... "E.T.-Harmony"...
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Of course, the site's dirty little secret might be that transgendered, asexual, and hermaphrodite aliens need not apply. Or, it's the secret dating service for followers of Cthulhu. One or the other, we'll see.
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This will not stop me from foraging onward tow Excel in quiz making!
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We can all sign up as helpers and write clever and amusing stories about you that will, if nothing else, illustrate your (perhaps questionable?)taste in friends.